Why did the chicken crossed the road?

We can see people taking strange stand in things they think true, but holds meanings from different perspectives and may not be true to
all ranges of beholders. We can visualize this in political agendas where, each agenda is a mere delusion and are produced to shadow the
real fact. But for it's faithful believers all points are considered to be true. Here is an example of a small question being asked and supposed
opinions of famous people around the globe. The question being "Why did the chicken crossed the road?". 
Plato:  For the greater good.
Aristotle:  To fulfill its nature on the other side.
Karl Marx:  It was a historical inevitability.
Nietzsche:  Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road 
gazes also across you.
Albert Einstein:  Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Darwin:  It was the logical next step after coming down from the 
trees.
Ernest Hemingway:  To die.  In the rain.
Buddha:  If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan:  Well,...................
Mark Twain:  The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Johnny Cochran:  The chicken didn't cross the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, 
lying public official moved the road right under the chicken's feet while he was practising his golf swing and 
thinking about his family.

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